SHIT

To: All Students!

In order to assure the highest levels of quality
work and
productivity from students, it will be our
policy to keep all
students well taught through our program of
SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T.
than anyone
else. If you feel that you do not receive your
share of S.H.I.T. on the
course, please see your lecturer. You will be
immediately placed
at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our
lecturers are especially
skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T.
you can handle.

Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be
placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.
seriously will have to
go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.
S.H.I.T.). Since our
lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated,
they don't have to
do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of
S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be
interested in a job
teaching others. We can add your name to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE
LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a
career in management
andconsulting, we will refer you to the
department of MANAGERIAL
OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.
S.H.I.T.). This course
emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct
them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TEACHING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 or more people
who need S.H.I.T. in their
life, just not the same person who sent you this
S.H.I.T., they
have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank
You for your time.

Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super