'lil funny incidents of me n friend

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@Caliente dance studi0 (female friend waiting for dance class to start)
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friend: "Char, i'm so shock there's a guy went to the ladies cubicle where i came out from "
me: "....eeek..."
friend: "Ya!!"
me: *look at the door and point to her* "hmm... i think you went into the gents... hahahahahhahahah"
friend: "...... hahahahahha"
(we call the guy toilet boy after that LOL)

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@ Ministry of Sound (same female friend on a chill out night)
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friend: "Char, i saw a man coming out from the ladies i wanted to go into"
me: "again???"
friend: "then the man told me it's gents"
me: ".... do you have a problem??hahahhaa"
friend: "NO!!! it's the sign of the bathroom not clear!! ... hahaha"
me: "yea.. the sign in MOS is kinda blur sometimes if you don't think logical"
friend: "....."

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in SMS (male friend)
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me: "can you help me bring one dozen packets of cigz back to singapore since you are back to m'sia?"
friend: "ok... "
me: "thanks a lot... it's for my friend"

(few days later)
me: "where's the cigs? didn't see you carry a bag"
friend: "it's in the pouch"
me: "huh? can put in one dozen?"
friend: "yea... " *open the pouch and take out one pack* "here, more than one dozen sticks" (one packet has 20 sticks)
me: * @#$%$@#$@# *
friend: "i thought you want one dozen sticks and i gave you 8 sticks extra"
me: "......"